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03.02.2010

All my money's been spent on a DIY lobotomy

Weirdies

Are you amongst the world’s population of Weirdies? If you don’t know for sure, chances are good that you are. In fact, a recent study shows that the number of Weirdies is on the rise like never before.

Edward Norton in Fight Club

Edward Norton in Fight Club

Well, I gotta tell you: I’d be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that… is dangerous.

And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you’ve known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

Weirdies. They’re everywhere. At least on the Red Line.

That’s one of Chicago’s lovely elevated train lines. I was on it yesterday with a… uh… extremely “thrifty” man who smelled like a poopie and was swatting at flies that weren’t there. He even tried to grab a girl’s hair but she was not having it.

Anyway, did anyone else catch this movie (Fight Club) when they were like 15 and want to get in a fight with your friends afterwards? Was that a common experience? The guy I saw it with knew karate. It was the first time I spared a man’s life in a duel.