Now, doesn’t that look like more fun than barfing into your lap at 3 am? And I mean, we do that too.

I could say it’s supposed to be a statement about how many spines are broken every year in drunk-driving related accidents, but that would be a lie. It’s more like a statement about how many “sculptures” using spines are made every year as a result of drunk-decision-making.

And yes, those are real vertebrae. From a real human. Don’t worry… he won’t need them where he’s going. There’s not too much moving around to be had in a pine box, nah’mean?