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Anybody who thinks Alice in Wonderland is some wacked out, trippy shit needs to have their head examined. …Actually, I take that back. Anybody who thinks that is probably pretty normal. It’s the people who have withstood the visual and psychological tortures of this 1983 cartoon from Hell, Malice in Wonderland by Vince Collins, who need medical intervention. And by that I mean, somebody please call 911 on my behalf because I’m currently twitching and drooling on myself.

It’s only four and a half minutes long, which is mercifully short — I’m not sure I could have handled much more than that. It’s my official recommendation to never, ever watch this if you’re actually on drugs. Fucking call your mom and have a phone conversation when you’re tripping before you do this. Set fire to a police precinct. Cut off your left buttcheek. Anything would be more tolerable.

It is pretty amazing though, in that kind of “I’ll never be the same again” way. Ah, nothing quite like the good ol’ days when cartoons were carefree, harmless, and taught you important lessons about life!