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Alright, enough is enough, you guys. If you’re going to do a collaboration, at least do it with Bagel Bites or Mountain Dew… you know, a respectable company that has a legitimate history with skateboarding.

I mean, Jesus Christ, all Lil’ Wayne wears are Skytops and everybody knows you can’t actually skate in those! I dunno, Steve… maybe it’s time for you to re-watch Questionable and think about what that title really means.

Rebirth… how about Retard instead? As in “this album is so stupid it must be retarded.” Are you following me?

If you haven’t heard it yet, imagine a Sega Genesis whining through humorless anthems written by a snotty 10^th grader for about an hour straight. That would be better than this.

So what’s the fucking deal? Lil’ Wayne’s foray into assisted suicide has been legally available since Tuesday and nobody on any of the blogs I read feels like talking about what a spectacular trainwreck this album is? How it’s a failure in a genre comprised almost entirely of failures? No?

Well this can mean only one of two things. Either you all love it and I should officially consider one Weezy F. Baby as the first horseman of the apocalypse, or you were all much smarter than I and didn’t even bother to check it out in the first place.