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About a year ago, I canceled my cable subscription, and at the time, it was mostly just because I thought everybody working at Comcast was an idiotic, unhelpful drone. But it sounds more pretentious and elitist if I say that it’s because I was sick of paying for miseducation, which is also kind of true anyway. I mean… I am pretty pretentious and elitist, after all. But seriously, fuck TV. Case in point:

As usual, YouTube’s audience of bickering, insatiable bottom-dwellers come correct:

This particularly embarrassing moment in Dre’s career death spiral started getting some play a couple weeks ago, a fact I had missed until recently due to not watching the television. The whole time, up until the horrible reveal, I found myself wishing, “Surely, that isn’t Dre behind Gimp Mask 2.0.” This has basically shattered any residual respect I used to have for the good doctor. What the hell happened to gangster rap? There was a time when Dre might have released an album about that. If OG Triple OG has to Detox off of anything, it’s the mainstream rap teat.

And if that mask is indeed the face of cool in 2010, I think I’ll take my seat next to Pizza Face and the kid who always smells like onions over at the loser table. I’ve lost my appetite anyway.

A final word from Captain Obvious — things were different 11 years ago…

This is my official reply to the 160+ spam comments I received between the hours of 6 and 7:30 PM last night…

Yeah, it doesn’t make too much sense, but neither did any of the spam I got.

In fact, that’s the worst part. They were all completely nonsensical — literally, there was no reason for these comments to exist at all except to annoy. So I guess they’re kind of like mosquitos, except at least we were able to use mosquitos to bring dinosaurs back to life until fat, stupid Dennis Nedry had to go and fuck it all up.

Really, just ask yourself, if you saw this message sailing on the Internet’s high seas during your travels, would you be at all enticed?

a8L6Hx xoklakygzknu, [url=http://tpdsdyjvpwkn.com/]tpdsdyjvpwkn[/url], [link=http://fqbodgnzdeku.com/]fqbodgnzdeku[/link], http://npxlpzlnsfix.com/ 

Mmm… so rich with meaning. Anthropologists from the future will be trying to decode that shit for decades. I honestly don’t understand how spam remains an actual industry. How does anyone make any money at all from this? They don’t appear to be selling anything — no veiled messages about nude celebrities or herbal penis remedies. I mean, Jesus Christ, the fucking link doesn’t even work! It was designed for the sole purpose of wasting my time!

Another strike against the robots, as far as I’m concerned.