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If it’s not one creepshow around here, it’s another. Actually… maybe I should make that the official slogan. Or maybe I’m confusing slogans with target demographics again?

A surprising number of reference materials for skeletal hands giving the middle finger exist on the Internet… or maybe that’s not surprising at all. Nonetheless, I ended up ignoring all of them and went for the far lazier “ball and stick” approach you see above. But, lest these magnificent illustrations go completely unused, I decided to grant them another fate: ridicule.

This one is made out of metal! Now that is seriously bad ass!

Whoa! A skeleton giving the middle finger on a mouse pad? What could be cooler than that?

Fuck yeah! A skeleton giving the middle finger to not one, but both of your buttcheeks! Well, I think I know what I’ll be wearing to the beach for the rest of the summer, what about you guys?

So, it’s Memorial Day. Which means you’re probably outside, enjoying the weather on your day off and not wasting your time reading blogs. After all, it’s Un-American to not spend Memorial Day drinking all day, getting heat exhaustion, and passing out around 8 at night. And it’s also Un-American to waste time on the Internet when you’re not getting paid to do so by your meaningless corporate job.

But, if you don’t live in America, feel free to spend the day indoors, being lazy and disgusting… you know, like typical Americans.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a beach and a future with skin cancer calling my name. Dedleg will return tomorrow, a redder, hungoverer man.