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02.19.2010

What is this, a school for ants?

I must apologize for the trailer, the actual movie is far better. This makes it look like it was filmed on a fucking Hollywood sound stage and would be better titled 300… Thousand Termites. But, fear not, the docudrama, as it were, is nothing short of incredible.

From Ruthless Reviews:

Columns of driver ants in Besieged Fortress - photo via Ruthless Reviews

Columns of driver ants in Besieged Fortress - photo via Ruthless Reviews

Besieged Fortress is the most violent film in recent memory. As two armies battle for survival, the soldiers are impaled, enucleated, dismembered, decapitated, poisoned to die agonizing deaths while body parts are severed and carried away for consumption on the battlefield.

You will be entertained by a riot of violence that approaches poetic abandon.

It’s true — this shit totally deserved an R rating. In this reviewer’s experience, combining it with a 12-pack will almost assuredly create really fucked up dreams. The cinematography is pretty jaw-dropping — it kind of chews Planet Earth up for breakfast and spits it all over the screen… I guess you could say.

Cons? John Cusack narrating sounds like he’s on tranquilizers the entire time. And I mean, how can you not get excited about THE AMAZING (not to mention) TINY WORLD OF INSECTS?!