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Okay, so those aren’t quite the natural colors of this scene. However, it was dreary, cold, desolate, and… you know…

And yeah, I’d say these are really more indigo than blue if you want to get technical, but how about you just go to hell instead?

If a car’s alarm has been going off for an entire hour, the nearby public should be obligated to slash all of its tires. Give it something to really cry about, the fucking whiner. Plus, then it definitely won’t be getting stolen — how’s that for a security system?

I mean, I was going to suggest just stripping the fucking thing for parts, but I’m trying to be congenial and shit.

Now kindly shut the fuck up before I put nails in my head.