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Another week fades to black. And with it, may you get faded as well.

After all, you gotta remind your liver that he works for you. If you don’t feed it enough beer, it can get lazy and that can cause liver disease and even outright liver failure. That’s what my Uncle told me when they made him stop drinking, and he used to drink (and well… still does) so much that I consider him something of an authority on the matter.

Anyway, not trying to preach, just thought I’d share some helpful advice. It’s a New Year, guys, time to start taking better care of your health.

Also, you can thank me later for that, Internet.

What is it in human nature that so compels us to turn everything we touch into a trash heap?

Only 24 people have ever gone to the moon, with just 12 of those even stepping foot on our planet’s pet rock, and yet we’ve still somehow managed to dump almost 200 tons of our junk up there. I mean come on, guys — this is the moon after all, not the fucking ocean!