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People overuse the word “amazing” — especially in the hour of Facebook and Twitter and the world-wide blogodrome, everything gets chalked up to “amazing”. But, seriously you guys, this is fucking amazing.

Darth Vader robs a bank - photo via nydailynews.com

Apparently the Lord of the Dark Side took some time off of his usual galaxy-conquesting last week to rob a bank in Long Island. Hey, all the money for those Death Star repairs have to come from somewhere, right? And it’s not like the fucking Ewoks have anything of value… all they care about are berries and dancing.

A gun seems a little pointless when you can just Force choke a mother fucker, but I guess to the uninitiated, pointing a crooked finger at the teller is way less intimidating than pointing a Glock 9. Maybe the light saber was out of batteries.