04.19.2011
The Internet has done terrible things to human beings
This is single-handedly the most painful thing I have ever seen. If you can force yourself to sit through the entire, gut-wrenching ordeal, congratulations, you’re a confirmed masochist.
In the future, when we’ve completely disregarded print dictionaries, the video entry for “awkward” will almost certainly be this:
He’s like a black hole of everything that is terrible in the world. Moreover, he just doesn’t make any sense… like, at all. I’m seriously beginning to suspect that he has some kind of brain trauma or possible mental illness. I mean besides being a total narcissist. Just watch the way he speaks, it’s like his neurons aren’t firing correctly. “Daaayyyuuummm. Swag. Haha.” It’s staggeringly uncomfortable. Each second is more unbearable than the last.
When he falls into that “will you wear my wedding ring” trance, I feel like he’s channeling Howard Hughes with his “the way of the future” tic in The Aviator. Only when J. Casanova starts pissing in jars they won’t call him a crazy eccentric, they’ll just call him a crazy.
“Made a couple million off what I can make a skateboard do. Do. Do.” Yup, I’d say that’s about right. “Doo doo” is how I would refer to your accomplishments as well, Jereme.
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Okay… are there people encouraging this? Does he have friends and family that support this behavior? I can’t even imagine preteen white kids in the suburbs listening to rap would even think he’s cool. And the ONLY reason he could be doing this is to make money, since it’s clearly not his actual personality. This sort of forced thugness is what you see on that show “Made” when the math nerd wants to be a rapper and they make him freestyle at the high school talent show. And also, it’s FIVE Dylan’s, not three.
Not sure why your comment got moderated - I must have blacklisted “high school” or something after a slew of porn spam comments came through.
Nonetheless - yeah, I’m not sure WHO actually likes J. Casanova. I think he’s kind of just banking off of notoriety and bad press at this point. He seems like one of those delusional personalities that reads too much Tony Robbins and thinks he’s impervious to criticism - if we’re talking shit about him, at least we’re talking about him. Which is maybe true, but the Internet has a way of finding new jokes mighty fast.
It was definitely the word “preteen” that got me moderated…
I just can’t wait till he ends up on Tosh.