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Believing that aliens will swoop down in flying saucers and save humanity with their benevolence, intelligence, and vastly advanced technology is a common false hope in the 21^st Century. It’s almost as bad as that one about the old guy who lives on a cloud and is worshiped by billions of people, worldwide.

If it wasn’t 1:30 in the morning, I could devote some space here to discussing cool conspiracy theories about ancient astronauts, whose intervention may have changed the face of human civilization. But it is 1:30 in the morning, and I’m just going to have to let this more-entertaining-than-informative Discovery Channel documentary do the job instead.

Learning hasn’t been this funny since the last time somebody farted in class.