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Time and time again I’ve noted the ongoing European invasion in the skateboarding industry. All those weird-talking, elven-looking smelly guys who wear shorts too much, coming over here and doing all kinds of mind-blowing whirly flips right in our faces, and taking advantage of our dying currency while they’re at it. I imagine it’s kind of how they felt about things when American companies started exporting tours to Europe en masse back in the 90s.

See how I dropped that improperly used French phrase? We’re mad worldly over here at Dedleg HQ, make no mistake. Cliché Skateboards is mad worldly too, with a team split between France and America, and a tour video documenting their recent trip through blissful España. That’s “Spain” in Spainish, for any of the ignorant ‘Merican dolts out there.

Although, I must admit, I’m not such a fan of Flamenco music. But that’s probably just because I’m an ignorant ‘Merican dolt.