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After yesterday’s reading of A Portrait of The Artist as a Young Hermit, I figured this illustration would be more than appropriate.

It’s not quite the hard, fast and dirty lifestyle that’s so cool with the kids these days, but sometimes — and this is far from a hard, fast and dirty rule — safe is smart. Sometimes! Like when dogs, sometimes, try to eat you on while you’re riding your skateboard. Or when you’re sometimes not sure if the random guy offering you a joint just dipped it in PCP. Or how sometimes the special somebody you drag home from the bar on Friday has gonorrhea. These things happen, you know, sometimes.

Nevertheless, speaking of popularity, anybody else remember this jam back from back in like the 7^th grade?

And speaking of living in a bubble, that high school was so white I practically had to shield my eyes. You might be a quarterback, but I’m going to wager your basketball team isn’t making it to the finals this year, guy.