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In the end, I’m probably only helping the enemy by posting shit like this, but holy fucking shit you guys, I think my brain is leaking into my shirt pocket right now — because of her (just kidding though, I never wear shirts with pockets. Only muscle Ts to show off my sweet tats).

In all honesty, this makes me want to take one of those overpowered guns she’s firing in the general direction of the Mexican border, and use it to put a bullet inside my head. It’s crazy people like her that make people like me go crazy and want to acquire overpowered guns of my own, so I can hide out in a safe house like Tim Robbins waiting to ruin the second half of War of the Worlds.

What does a Conservative Christian need so much firepower for anyway? Isn’t the healing power of Christ supposed to be your secret weapon? The ad spends more time showing her shooting various firearms than shooting down bad bills, amiright?!

Thanks for the tip, Brandon.