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We interrupt our regularly scheduled camping retrospective pictures for some Independence Day coverage, before it gets even more untimely. Internet days are kind of like dog years, so based on that, if these photos were dogs they would totally have cataracts, diabetes and like maybe a leg amputation by now.

On the left, the inside of a case of High Life. Apparently, it’s not only the Champagne of Beers, but the Champagne of Beer Packaging design as well.

On the right, one of the grainiest, blurriest, worthlessest photos I’ve ever shared on this blog. However, the crappy quality helped bolster its single strong quality — the fact that it’s uncannily reminiscent of Cloverfield. For me, that goes a long way. But if you happen to hate that movie, then you really are a good American, since that seems to be the popular, prevailing opinion of Cloverfield according to some preliminary surveys conducted here at Dedleg HQ. And if there’s one thing in America that’s almost as valuable as money, it’s popularity. Unpopular things like reading and affordable medicine are rightfully feared.

And, in honor of our great country, here’s a clip from a film made to celebrate America’s unique breed of, uh, helpfulness. Maybe you’ve heard of it.

Derkaderkastan seems like a dangerous place. Sorry if any of you were offended by its harsh portrayal… this YouTube comment, amongst thousands like it, kind of proves why we can’t have this kind of fun anymore.

America… fuck yeah?