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WITCH. Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches’ mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin’d salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg’d i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver’d in the moon’s eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar’s lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver’d by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Dedleg’s first run of t-shirts will be coming soon — certainly well before the oil geyser is done wreaking havoc on the ocean, so you can still feel timely and relevant while simultaneously joining the dishonorable ranks of devious dedlegs. All proceeds will be donated to legitimate organizations participating in the Gulf clean-up effort. If you’d rather send me compensation in the form of photos of BP executives’ families with the faces cut out, I’ll be sure to forward those on to the appropriate parties.

If you’re interested in one of these, and can spare several minutes of time you’d waste somewhere else on the Internet anyway, I’d appreciate it if you left a comment so I can get a better idea of how many of these shits to order. Either way, it’s going to be a very limited release — tell your boys, you might want to start lining up now… just sayin’.