05.19.2010
The Vandals
Just some scientific documentation of the work the local hoodlums have been putting up lately.

From a distance I misread this as “God Blows!” and got really excited. My disappointment was palpable upon closer inspection of the tag, such that it is. I try not to post up too much of God’s work on this blog. Nothing against the guy, personally, but it’s only asking for trouble. His fans are just a bunch of fucking jackasses.



The frequency with which I’ve been seeing these jumping spiders is starting to *ahem* bug me out. At first I found them endearing and kind of cute, but I guess it was around the time I woke up with one of them perched on my nose, staring directly into my eyes, that I started feeling kind of weird about the little guys. Yeah, that and the note that said “GET OUT” written in dismembered fly wings. It’s probably nothing.

Look, I found some wild dedlegs at play! Why don’t you go do the same, Internerd?
God always knows.