05.03.2010

Shoot him in his toodles

Now, this is probably considered “flip flopping”, but I’m the mayor of this town, and I make the rules. I’d like to officially declare I’m siding with the Tea-Baggers. You can keep your guns! And only because they allowed this video to exist. In the great history of gun powder and ammunition, this is their sole shining achievement:

There’s a very surreal quality to this insider’s look at backwoods insanity, which I think is the only reason why it doesn’t scare me more. The breathless, panting, camoflauged grandmother, unsteadily clutching a submachine gun cocked at what I can only imagine is a picture of President Obama certainly conjures up a unique image of “the modern woman.” And to think we put old people away in homes, like they’re some kind of danger to themselves and others, when they could be happily wandering the streets!

Mother’s Day is coming up this weekend. I was going to go for a singing card or something, but this video was most inspiring. Firearms: a zany gift for the mother with self-control in your life.

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