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Everybody loves a child without a limb! — my girlfriend

Speaking of children, I realized today that a woman could have gotten pregnant and taken that little fetus of joy to term in the time I’ve been running dedleg. Let’s hear it for the very first generation of dedleg babies! My heart is filled with fear at the very thought of them growing up into future sociopaths, running around setting cats’ tails on fire, born into a world stained with my evil influence.

Just kidding, of course. Personally, I can’t think of a better way to raise a child than by sitting them down in front of this website. But then again, I’d probably be a terrible father.