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Personally, I’d recommend gardening to anyone as a hobby. It pays you back in… heh… SPADES. But seriously, get a couple high pressure sodium lamps hooked up, put together a rudimentary ventilation system in your closet, and you could grow some trees if you want to! Uh… anyway, moving on.

To be honest, I’m not totally sure what the plant in the photo below is. It’s a type of succulent… probably related to Jade… possibly a variety of Jade even. I don’t really know, but I like it.

The ivy peaking out of the corner in this photo, however, I do not like. Because it reminds me of all my failures. You see, that photo was actually taken a couple months ago before I… uh… murdered him. His name was Charles, and yes, he was a boy — I checked. He filled my life with oxygen for just one beautiful year. Indeed, he placed his life in my hands, and I… I crushed it… I killed it, just like Tommy and a sale.