04.20.2010
421-gun salute
Instead of wasting time talking about how awesome it is to smoke weed today, how about talking about why it’s awesome to smoke weed everyday. Here’s one easy reason — it helps me forget about offensively stupid shit like this:

By the by, guns are neither hot nor cool. You know, just in case people were still wondering about that.
Fucking “celebrate diversity”… why? So you can shoot at it when it steps on your lawn?
Just because something should be legal, doesn’t mean it should be worn on your chest. You might as well rock something like this, it’ll really bring out the color of your dumb fucking ass:

The sad thing is, I’d probably make a fortune off of those.
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“Just because something should be legal, doesn’t mean it should be worn on your chest. ”
You mean like you screaming about frying your brains smoking dope 7 x 24?
I am glad you are too stupid to get the irony and humor of that shirt. It means if you ever get your hands on a gun, you’ll probably eat it.
Eh, I don’t know, I think I could find a better place to point one…
Also, there’s not really anything ironic about the shirt, but I’m sure you knew that since you’re such an intellectual giant, after all.