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They call today April Fools’ Day because anybody who feels the need to limit their fooling around to a single day of the year is a fucking idiot.

Case in point — I made a fool out of myself yesterday (March 24) in a truly moronic attempt to rid myself of the bubonic plague (or flu, or sinus infection, or whatever). For some reason (poor decision making skills, most likely) I thought I might be able to sweat out whatever horrible infection has been ailing me this week with a hard skate session in 40 degree weather.

It should come as no surprise, but my idea failed totally. When I finally turned in, my weakened body was wracked with chills, mucous was flying everywhere — it wasn’t pleasant. Nonetheless, the skating was still fun in between sporadic coughing fits that were so debilitating I was almost throwing up every time. And the same could probably be said about all the other suckers at the skate park who were unfortunate enough to be around me.

Anyway, nothing about this post is particularly April Fools’ worthy, and I won’t be redirecting my URL to some giant photo of a diarrhea explosion (although the thought crossed my mind). Basically, I just figured it was the best day of the year to post the most phallic drawing I’ve ever done. Sorry homophobes, but there are dicks everywhere. And you’re not helping the situation, either.