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So anyway, I was kind of kidding about that whole avoiding zombies at all costs thing being my New Year’s resolution. Not entirely kidding though, since obviously if I saw a zombie today, I wouldn’t be sticking around to shake hands, feel me?

Anyway, this (see above) is my real New Year’s resolution. I mean, not literally. Although, again, obviously, if I could powerslide on a motorcycle that would be pretty fucking incredible. I suck at making resolutions apparently. I don’t take the sport seriously enough or something. That’s what my high school Track & Field coach told me anyway.

What I’m trying to say is… since New Year’s is basically just an excuse to finally get off your ass and do something you’ve been talking about doing for months anyway, I’ve decided 2010 is the year I finally invest in my very own cool factor multiplier / insatiable money pit / high speed coffin. Can you believe how psyched I was to find out I can actually buy my mom’s worst nightmare?

See you on the other side of the handlebars, squares.