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Little known fact: it is my fondest wish to one day be served a cease and desist letter by The Walt Disney Company. Which is why I spend most of my free time soliciting sex on Craigslist under the pseudonym “Fantasia.” And also why I’m sharing this vintage-esque looking PSA about crystal meth starring Minnie Mouse:

I found this floating around the Internets — the creator appears to be Flickr user Mariourban, who clearly shares some interests with me. Well, who clearly shares an interest in photoshopping Disney characters so they look high on drugs, anyway. So yeah, we’re, like, losers, I guess you could say.

Oh, and by the way, crystal meth is so not “awsome.” Haven’t any of you fucking doped-up slackers ever heard of just getting high on life?