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Nike’s obviously the most corporate of all the blue-blooded vampires attached to skateboarding’s gushing neck, but god damn if they don’t have a fucking incredible team. It’s like the Super Friends of skating.

This clearly points to my destiny — I must create a shoe brand all of my own, the fearsome (but mostly embarrassingly lame) Legion of Doom of skating, each member more useless and insipid than the last. The best part is, that would probably be incredibly easy to do. I mean, except for the whole producing sneakers part of it, but whatever… I’m a dreamer man, I don’t get hung up on small technicalities.

Anyway, Nike SB is going to be releasing to the web their new tour video, Don’t Fear The Sweeper, on January 11^th. The trailer looks promising, and no doubt the video will live up to this potential considering Nike has a Scrooge McDuck sized pool full of gold coins hidden below their corporate headquarters.