Dedleg Store

11.02.2009

Scrap metal

Firebird parts in an old barn

If a car’s alarm has been going off for an entire hour, the nearby public should be obligated to slash all of its tires. Give it something to really cry about, the fucking whiner. Plus, then it definitely won’t be getting stolen — how’s that for a security system?

Firebird parts in an old barn

I mean, I was going to suggest just stripping the fucking thing for parts, but I’m trying to be congenial and shit.

Now kindly shut the fuck up before I put nails in my head.

Tangled bolts in an old barn

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