11.16.2009
It's a stick up!

Thanks tireless automatons at Sticker Robot, I’ve recently come into my very own army of Dedhead stickers. Although perhaps “army” is the wrong word, since I’ve always thought of myself as more of a hired gun, soldier-of-fortune type. Which means that for the right price, you can have a gang of Dedheads all your own.

Seeing as my life-long role model has been Scrooge McDuck, a swimming pool full of gold coins that I could dive into every morning has been pretty consistently near the top of my Christmas wish list every year. Now that I’m old enough to buy my own presents, but not rich enough to buy myself very good ones, a bath tub full of kind-of-gold-colored Dedleg stickers will have to suffice.

Is a nasty case of H1N1 keeping you down this fall? A heaping bowl of vitamin-enriched Deddios will put a toothy grin on your face!

Want some? Email me your mailing address and I promise you’ll only receive an envelope with a few stickers, and not a creepy guy lurking outside your bedroom. I promise

Those are awesome!!! I hope you are being careful when you skate…you don’t want to end up like this unfortunate fellow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3Lv45GdAM
SACKED SO BAD HIS SHOE FLEW OFF.
Man. That’s something.
SEND SOME TO OL’ PIEEEEERRE!
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