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It’s basically common knowledge amongst the various elite intellectual circles that the easiest way to make something good even better is by adding Muppets. It’s pretty much hard science, actually.

If I had to be reincarnated as a Muppet, my first answer would be, obviously, “yes,” but if I had to get more specific than that I’d have no choice but to pick Doctor Teeth. What can I say? I’ve just always felt a sort of kinship with the furry little guy. And it’s no wonder why really, when you consider how much he shares in common with one of our generation’s brightest poets:

Anyway, this masterpiece should be a pretty solid way to wake up this Saturday morning. Hopefully you still have some herbal remedies left over from last night, since that’s another foolproof way to make a good thing even better. When you’ve got the green, there’s no reason to be blue.