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Don’t show up to this year’s Thanksgiving festivities empty-handed! Don’t you want to be the guy everybody remembers for bringing the best bottle of wine they’ve ever had? Well, too bad, chump, not this year.

Whether you’re heading to a classy dinner party that you probably don’t belong at, or spending a few hours at some delusional hipster wine-drinking pretentiousness, and that can of King Cobra in a paper bag just isn’t going to do, 7-Eleven’s got you covered with a headache in a bottle that’ll only run you a measly $3.99!

Chardonnay-flavored Slurpees with limited-edition, vineyard-themed holographic cups coming soon.