10.01.2009

Skating for dummies

In the past few months, an ugly habit has snuck its way into my skating — lately, I’ve become uncontrollably compelled to stick my tongue out ever so slightly when I’m really concentrating on a trick. Not only is it completely pointless, but it also makes me look like I just escaped the group home on a skateboard. So yeah, it’s pretty embarrassing, but I have no choice but to come clean and admit that I… I push mongoloid.

It’d be one thing if I skated Goofy.

goofy skatetarded Skating for dummies

At least then it’d make a little more sense.

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  1. C  ¦  11.01 AM  ¦  10.01.2009

    THAT IS FUNNY.

  2. C  ¦  1.24 PM  ¦  10.01.2009

    also, am I correct in assuming that Goofy is indeed, high, on marijuana? I mean, I just recognized the *ahem* subtle red eyes.

  3. dedleg  ¦  2.23 PM  ¦  10.01.2009

    He’s not high, it’s just an allergic reaction - he’s allergic to not having fun.

  4. anonymous  ¦  10.28 PM  ¦  10.05.2009

    I believe that habit may have, in fact, sneaked its way into your skating.

  5. dedleg  ¦  10.49 PM  ¦  10.05.2009

    I see what you’re saying… however, Dictionary.com totally believes snuck is a word:

    “It is not so common in highly formal or belletristic writing, where sneaked is more likely to occur. Snuck is the only spoken past tense and past participle for many younger and middle-aged persons of all educational levels in the U. S. and Canada. Snuck has occasionally been considered nonstandard, but it is so widely used by professional writers and educated speakers that it can no longer be so regarded.”

    Who am I to trust? :?

  6. A Real Ice Queen / dedleg  ¦  9.13 AM  ¦  01.23.2010

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  7. Crekfisrets  ¦  6.11 PM  ¦  05.26.2010

    Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
    I’ve been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!

    Thumbs up, and keep it going!

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