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It’s a shame that when you make something like murder illegal, you have to be pretty absolute about the law’s application. Because some people totally don’t deserve to be alive. Like the lady who hit me with her RAV4 a couple days ago. Then again, maybe I’m the one who doesn’t deserve to be alive considering I did get hit by a car after all.

I mean, I was looking pretty fine so I can understand her wanting to tap that ass, but lady, that was just a little too pushy nah’mean?

Happy almost Halloween, boys and ghouls. This year I’m dressing up as a guy with tire tracks across his shoes. The idea just came to me, I guess you could say. And that lady I was talking about? Yeah, I heard she was going as the driver of a RAV4 with a me-shaped dent in its hood.