Posts Tagged "Taco Bell"
Alternate title: The Cheesy Gordita Crunch stands alone.
Always knew there was something about this kid I liked.
I mean, with friends like Harry and Marv, who wouldn’t want to be alone during the holidays? Amiright? Also, with friends like Taco Bell, who needs real friends anyway?
There’s art, and then there’s art. And this, this is something else entirely.
I think… I think it might be a monster? Are monsters real? YOU SAID MONSTERS WEREN’T REAL!
pair of OSIRIS d3 shoes with USB cable SHOELACES (Size 9) Profoundly Superior and Advanced (Unique)
Lightly used Osiris D3 skate shoes with USB cables for shoelaces for advanced level stunting purposes only.
You can thank this freak of nature’s existence to New York artist/skateboarder/mad scientist, Brad Troemel. And, like so many other genetic experiments gone awry, you can buy it on etsy! And that’s not the only abomination in this man’s “store,” which, I think we can all agree, is more like a circus sideshow!
Where to begin? Oh, well, of course! How could we forget this delicious masterwork?
DORITOSLOCOS taco from Taco Bell MASTER LOCKED shut (Key Sold Separately for $5).
Not organic, sorry!
Hey, if I had a Doritos Locos Taco, I’d probably want to lock it up, too. Smart move.
But his finest creation? Undeniably, irrefutably, the Doublesided Griptaped Skateboard Deck.
DOUBLESIDED GRIPTAPED SKATEBOARD deck (Irrefutably Rare)
Darkslide everything with a double sided griptaped skateboard.
To learn more about fire:
Surely this is the most significant advancement in board technology that skateboarding has ever seen.
It scares me a little bit, but I’m glad there’s somebody out there willing to push the boundaries of what’s possible, or even ethical. What’s that Ian Malcolm quote from Jurassic Park? Ah, yes, “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.” I think the same thing applies here.