Posts Tagged "Taco Bell"

12.26.2012

The stars are just pathetic, like us!

Alternate title: The Cheesy Gordita Crunch stands alone.

Always knew there was something about this kid I liked.

macaulay culkin taco bell The stars are just pathetic, like us!

I mean, with friends like Harry and Marv, who wouldn’t want to be alone during the holidays? Amiright? Also, with friends like Taco Bell, who needs real friends anyway?

06.28.2012

Profoundly Superior and Advanced

There’s art, and then there’s art. And this, this is something else entirely.

osiris d3 usb cable laces Profoundly Superior and Advanced

I think… I think it might be a monster? Are monsters real? YOU SAID MONSTERS WEREN’T REAL!

pair of OSIRIS d3 shoes with USB cable SHOELACES (Size 9) Profoundly Superior and Advanced (Unique)

Lightly used Osiris D3 skate shoes with USB cables for shoelaces for advanced level stunting purposes only.

You can thank this freak of nature’s existence to New York artist/skateboarder/mad scientist, Brad Troemel. And, like so many other genetic experiments gone awry, you can buy it on etsy! And that’s not the only abomination in this man’s “store,” which, I think we can all agree, is more like a circus sideshow!

Where to begin? Oh, well, of course! How could we forget this delicious masterwork?

doritos locos taco master locked shut Profoundly Superior and Advanced

DORITOSLOCOS taco from Taco Bell MASTER LOCKED shut (Key Sold Separately for $5).
Not organic, sorry!

Hey, if I had a Doritos Locos Taco, I’d probably want to lock it up, too. Smart move.

But his finest creation? Undeniably, irrefutably, the Doublesided Griptaped Skateboard Deck.

double sided griptape board Profoundly Superior and Advanced

DOUBLESIDED GRIPTAPED SKATEBOARD deck (Irrefutably Rare)

Darkslide everything with a double sided griptaped skateboard.

To learn more about fire:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=fire&view=detail&id=E7FCDB1DF78192BE386A1C6C2D3C744B23C01960&first=0

Surely this is the most significant advancement in board technology that skateboarding has ever seen.

It scares me a little bit, but I’m glad there’s somebody out there willing to push the boundaries of what’s possible, or even ethical. What’s that Ian Malcolm quote from Jurassic Park? Ah, yes, “your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn’t stop to think if they should.” I think the same thing applies here.

ian malcolm laughs Profoundly Superior and Advanced