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Sorry. Couldn’t help myself, New York. Be safe, stay inside, and stay high… literally and figuratively.

Well, this seems like a little much…

What’s that you say? Exclusive photos of Extremely Young Hove have leaked on the Internet?

Um, holy shit. Okay, never mind, maybe the Jesus freaks are right about something, after all.

Okay, this food truck craze has really gotten out of hand.

I used to love going to this truck, the burgers were absolutely wizard. But then the chef kept changing the recipes and making them worse, so it’s kind of become a joke. Nerds still go there, of course.

Perhaps not the most appetizing signage, but it makes me laugh, and I heard laughing burns calories… so that means it’s kind of like exercise, which always gives me a heck of an appetite. I think it works.

“Put… the bacon… back… in the box.” (Was that too easy?) Oh! How about…

“Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this bacon is fucking spectacular!”

Shit, I’m on a roll now…

“And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over this rotting bacon!”

Or not.

Nick Cage all up in this bitch, straight running the food truck game.

My grandmother wasn’t much of a burger maestro… more of a pickled pig’s feet kind of gal.

Breakfast food isn’t really my favorite when it comes to meal types — I think maybe Mike and Ikes are. Jokes, but for real, how about a Fast 5 Guys Burgers & Fries truck? Eh? Eh?

[Images via Filmdrunk]

This was gratuitous, I know. But I’m a busy man these days, and stealing content is easy!