Posts Tagged "Photoshoppery"

10.30.2012

Hurricane Sandy on a Rampage

rampage collapsed facade chelsea Hurricane Sandy on a Rampage

Sorry. Couldn’t help myself, New York. Be safe, stay inside, and stay high… literally and figuratively.

01.12.2012

You're crazy for this one, Rick — it's your boy

Well, this seems like a little much…

baptist church beyonce satan baby Youre crazy for this one, Rick — its your boy

What’s that you say? Exclusive photos of Extremely Young Hove have leaked on the Internet?

baby jay z Youre crazy for this one, Rick — its your boy

Um, holy shit. Okay, never mind, maybe the Jesus freaks are right about something, after all.

10.04.2011

What's really good, what's really food?

Okay, this food truck craze has really gotten out of hand.

grillenium falcon Whats really good, whats really food?

I used to love going to this truck, the burgers were absolutely wizard. But then the chef kept changing the recipes and making them worse, so it’s kind of become a joke. Nerds still go there, of course.

the hunan centipede Whats really good, whats really food?

Perhaps not the most appetizing signage, but it makes me laugh, and I heard laughing burns calories… so that means it’s kind of like exercise, which always gives me a heck of an appetite. I think it works.

bacon air Whats really good, whats really food?

“Put… the bacon… back… in the box.” (Was that too easy?) Oh! How about…

“Beautiful? Sunsets are beautiful, newborn babies are beautiful. This… this bacon is fucking spectacular!”

Shit, I’m on a roll now…

“And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over this rotting bacon!”

Or not.

flan in 60 seconds Whats really good, whats really food?

Nick Cage all up in this bitch, straight running the food truck game.

burger she wrote Whats really good, whats really food?

My grandmother wasn’t much of a burger maestro… more of a pickled pig’s feet kind of gal.

breakfast and furious Whats really good, whats really food?

Breakfast food isn’t really my favorite when it comes to meal types — I think maybe Mike and Ikes are. Jokes, but for real, how about a Fast 5 Guys Burgers & Fries truck? Eh? Eh?

[Images via Filmdrunk]

This was gratuitous, I know. But I’m a busy man these days, and stealing content is easy!