Posts Tagged "Jurassic Park 3"


It was all a dream

The next time you ask yourself, “Why isn’t the third Jurassic Park movie ever taken seriously?”, instead of conjuring up the bottomless list of faults this film easily provides, you need only turn to this 18 second clip:

To be clear, just because something isn’t serious doesn’t mean it’s also not genius.

If I ever got married, I think I’d want this video looping on a huge backdrop behind the altar for the entire ceremony. You know, kind of combine the two most important moments in my life at once.

Also, please note the charming bootleg quality of the video, along with the additional laugh track provided by the camera man unable to contain himself at the end. I don’t blame you man… shit’s fucking funny.