Posts Tagged "Home Alone"


The stars are just pathetic, like us!

Alternate title: The Cheesy Gordita Crunch stands alone.

Always knew there was something about this kid I liked.

macaulay culkin taco bell The stars are just pathetic, like us!

I mean, with friends like Harry and Marv, who wouldn’t want to be alone during the holidays? Amiright? Also, with friends like Taco Bell, who needs real friends anyway?


Manic Memorial

This week has been a marathon of sweaty, geeky proportions, and it has very little to do with the recent surge in temperatures on the East Coast. In fact, for the most part I’ve been glued to the computer screen, furiously answering frantic emails and trying not to punch myself in the face on an hourly basis. Something about Memorial Day weekend tends to turn freelance clients into a frenzied mob of anxiety-ridden, codependent 16-year-old girls… maybe it’s the elevated pollen levels or something. Needless to say, when I woke up today and the slow realization that it was, in fact, only Friday draped over my semi-conscious body like a cold blanket smeared with dog shit, I wasn’t exactly pleased. Long weekends aren’t for free, people. You have to earn them shits.

Anyway, here’s a quick handful of random photography. And one of them probably can’t even be considered that, since it’s just a picture I took of Marv getting electrocuted in Home Alone. You know, that scene where he absolutely should have died for the 15th time.

koala bear toy wispy clouds sunset Manic Memorial

marv home alone electrocuted Manic Memorial

Ever heard of the phrase, “phoning it in”? Well… if not, you’re looking at it.

That’s all for now, folks. I’m in the middle of a race to the end of this hellish work week and something tells me I’m coming in last.